R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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