help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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