does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
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I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
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