I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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