Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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