You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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