I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
operation harelip BJ is a go
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The feeling are messing with the penis
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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