Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I look better un-naked...
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Holy shit dude........stairs
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