Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
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who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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