the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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