if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit