Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
At least make sure they are 18
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake