have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
