Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
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Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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