he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Still dying that you shit outside
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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