the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
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SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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