i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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