where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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