so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
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I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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