Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
wat bout pragnant strippers??
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
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