what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
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Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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