I just cut my nipple shaving
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
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He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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