one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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