Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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