I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
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I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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