you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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