So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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