RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
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I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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