Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
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well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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