their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
