he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
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Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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