I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
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sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
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