we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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