addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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