Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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