I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
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he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
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And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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