He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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