Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
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You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
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well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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