all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
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I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You are a booty call, not a friend.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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