just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Randomize
