Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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