Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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