I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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