Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize
