I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.