So drunk its hurt
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class