So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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