Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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