And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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