i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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