I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
you didnt know i had herpes?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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