I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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