he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
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This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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