I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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