i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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