so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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